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Monthly Archives: March 2007

Me and Harry

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I received this picture of me from Christmas. I dressed like Santa Claus, grew the beard and dyed it white, went all out. Santa didn’t come to mind when I saw this picture. After much deliberation it was Harry, the loving sasquatch from the movie Harry and the Hendersons that I resembled more so than [...]

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The Real Story behind BARBICIDE

Friday, March 9, 2007

I have been going to the same girl to cut my hair for around 4 years. Just like every Fantastic Sam, Bob the barber, Steve the sassy hair stylist, and Jill who specializes in supercuts, there sits a jar of blue liquid called barbicide. Combs generally stand tall in the blue pool of special powerful [...]

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overdo lenten lament

Monday, March 5, 2007

i can’t ring my hands enough, i just sweat. i am pacing, my heart is twisted, i am naseous, outside they all stand in anger and disapproval. no one believes i have a right to be here, they know i come more often than they, and i will return even sooner asking the same things [...]

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