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POST #66

Friday, August 24, 2007

THis is pretty dark and ridiculous Count Chockula, if anything this was a very whitty name for a cereal.  But to some, this breakfast delight was the reason why they rose from their slumber. It might have been the friendly vampire on the box, or maybe the 83% Thiamin, Riboflavin, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, and [...]

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Hey, Jesus

Friday, August 24, 2007

This is funny, I thought it would be good to write a story as if Jesus came over to hang out with me. This exercise was a really bad idea. I just can’t fight this feeling anymore, I have to pee. I want to lay here and get as much sleep as possible for all [...]

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Counting the Money

Friday, August 24, 2007

THis is a story I wrote about what would happen if me and Matthew Leahy wound up marrying our conservative baptist crazy girlfriends and it was 20 years later. As I wrote this, I realized that it started to sound like we were gay so i stopped. But now it’s published on the information super [...]

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Post #117

Friday, August 24, 2007

Ladies and Gentleman, we are all here today because Amy and Dustin invited us. We have all been to weddings in the past, and the procedure is pretty standard. Sit through a short ceremony, hopefully, and move on to the reception where we wait for 2 hours for the bridal party to finish their pictures [...]

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